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i am lauren. i am australian. i am willing to talk. i like long walks on the beach and anything guaranteeing issues with my arteries.
srsly doe, u wanna chat im up for it.
im not making the first move, thats weird.
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padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(Source: sizvideos, via westbor0baptistchurch)

australian accents sound so bad all of the time especially in movies/tv shows i can’t believe i have one

(Source: lnfamy, via mr-egbutt)

spaghettl:

 following back everyone until i find a tumblr grandchild 

(Source: baesitter, via ruinedchildhood)

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(via delphinechromier)

lolerzz:

Carl Barron, Walking Down the Street

(via bloodyoathmate)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via clestroying)

idioticteen:

listening to your favorite band with your friend

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(via ruinedchildhood)

ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

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(via officialtysonchickennuggets)

Y’all broke the bike!

(Source: barbara-dunkelbabe, via flyingsandwich)