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i am lauren. i am australian. i am willing to talk. i like long walks on the beach and anything guaranteeing issues with my arteries.
srsly doe, u wanna chat im up for it.
im not making the first move, thats weird.
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love thy neighbour

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houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

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I wondered why I lost 2 followers
It was the bdsm blogs that followed me
Why would they follow me only to let me go?
I miss them.

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

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beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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❝ Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom. ❞
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swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

precumming:

my dream is to see someone i know in porn

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