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i am lauren. i am australian. i am willing to talk. i like long walks on the beach and anything guaranteeing issues with my arteries.
srsly doe, u wanna chat im up for it.
im not making the first move, thats weird.
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❝ You're a stupid fucking cult just kill yourself. ❞
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nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

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northmiamigoon:

an amazing story

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salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

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a skin of bigby for the first sims would be wicked

I got too lucky with hellboy…