this was the greatest joke I have ever heard
australian accents sound so bad all of the time especially in movies/tv shows i can’t believe i have one
♡ following back everyone until i find a tumblr grandchild ♡
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’
Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like